500 Hats are 495 too many

as my 1st cousin thrice removed Bartholomew Pew like to say. He only had 5, and needed no more, though he once tried to change his name to 'Pewbins', but was talked out of it. His request for legal changeiture would've ben denied anyhow.


Messy, messy, Mellor was always such a messssssssssss..........